Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried throw something to a massive reptile. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the animal, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have quickly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President Bigly Don has confronted a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! click here Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a cage full of vicious alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will reveal.